Saturday, December 21, 2013

UHS 32 - Regular Horses Are Fine

UHS 32 - Regular Horses Are Fine

  We did this episode like 5 months ago and lost it somehow... But now we found it and it's all good broski! Brosiphicus. Brohammer 40k. Brobeans. International womanizer Spencer Papciak joins us and we have a dandy 'ole time.

NOTE: NO GRAND PIANOS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST. TRY AND SUE ME NOW STEINWAY

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step




KYLE IS BACK. And it feels oh so good. However, helicopters really like being a guest on this podcast. Screw you helicopter pilots. WE HATE YOU. AND YOUR DOG. HE BARKS REALLY LOUDLY. KINDA LIKE A, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, A HELICOPTER. DEAR ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS, YOUR DOGS ARE JUST AS LOUD AS YOUR AIRCRAFT.

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

UHS 31 - The Wilkerson Two Step

 KYLE IS BACK. And it feels oh so good. However, helicopters really like being a guest on this podcast. Screw you helicopter pilots. WE HATE YOU. AND YOUR DOG. HE BARKS REALLY LOUDLY. KINDA LIKE A, WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON, A HELICOPTER. DEAR ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS, YOUR DOGS ARE JUST AS LOUD AS YOUR AIRCRAFT.

Monday, December 9, 2013

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On




HO-LY DOG NUTS. 30 FLUFFIN EPISODES OF OUR STUPID PODCAST. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!

However, this episode sucks because it was done without Kyle. It felt wrong. Like when you take a bath while wearing a 3 piece suit #relatable. We review The Hunger Games: Catching Pluto Nash and Marvel LEGO Superheroes: The Video Game Edition

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On

UHS 30 - Keep Calm And Bird Trainer Baby On



HO-LY DOG NUTS. 30 FLUFFIN EPISODES OF OUR STUPID PODCAST. THANKS FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!!

However, this episode sucks because it was done without Kyle. It felt wrong. Like when you take a bath while wearing a 3 piece suit #relatable. We review The Hunger Games: Catching Pluto Nash and Marvel LEGO Superheroes: The Video Game Edition

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

UHS 29- The Adventures Of Oliver The Oreo

UHS 29- The Adventures Of Oliver The Oreo

 John Bartz joins Carson and Sam for a fantastical time that could only be had without the satan spawn that is kyle wilkerson.

Just kidding, Kyle. I love you. And your hair. On your head. Wait a minute. That sounded weird. Just listen to the episode. Stop reading this. What's wrong with you. Do something with your life. Stop Watching Cheers reruns in your wonder woman underoos. I love you.

UHS 28- It All Goes To Hell Without Carson

UHS 28- It All Goes To Hell Without Carson

 Your Mother.

Monday, September 30, 2013

UHS 27- So Many Raccoons...

UHS 27- So Many Raccons...

Sam and Carson are on there own this week, and they answer everything. All the questions. Who, what, when, where, why, what, who, why these words keep repeating. Contrary to popular belief, Raccoons aren't involved. In fact, I don't know if I'm even spelling raccoons right. Does blogger correct incorrect spellations of words? Crap, we forgot to answer that this week.

UHS 26- Pokemon Movie Commentary

UHS 26- Pokemon Movie Commentary

Sam and Kyle hate Carson, but they shouldn't, since he edits the fluffing show. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN. Also, Pokemon.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

Our Useless Heroes are joined by Callie Pruitt (Vocal talent, Whale Calls) and Gabbie Kuse (Holmes Is Where The Heart Is, 1828), and they find out what happens when Carson and Kyle go to sleep at night, and more equally disturbing things

Monday, September 16, 2013

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

UHS 25.5- Part Deaux. Boo.

PART 2/2 Of our episode with Callie Pruitt and Gabbie Kuse. They are under the impression that everybody knows that it is in fact kyle.

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

UHS 25- Abandon Ship 2016

Our Useless Heroes are joined by Callie Pruitt (Vocal talent, Whale Calls) and Gabbie Kuse (Holmes Is Where The Heart Is, 1828), and they find out what happens when Carson and Kyle go to sleep at night, and more equally disturbing things

UHS 24- Agua Mala Commentary Track

UHS 24- Agua Mala Commentary Track

Sam & Carson talk over the X-Files episode "Agua Mala". HILARITY INSUES.

UHS 23- Oh Kyle, Always Assuming Things

UHS 23- Oh Kyle, Always Assuming Things

Carson XY is explained, Total Recall remake totally happened, and Kyle assaults Carson... No one really knows what happened with that whole fiasco.

Monday, July 29, 2013

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Friday, March 8, 2013

UHS 18- DUM DUM DUM EH EH EH

UHS 18- DUM DUM DUM EH EH EH

Cael Willis, Akin Anderson, and Kyle Wilkerson join us to talk about just about everything.

ENJOY ALL YOU PEOPLE.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

UHS 17- The Squirrels Will Not Stop

UHS 17- The Squirrels Will Not Stop

The show that is too useless for iTunes cover art is back again! Kyle Wilkerson joins us once again to talk about everything from Meteorites, to Yahoo! answers, to Star Wars. We also edited out something very interesting that kyle said that has the power to ruin his career completely! However, it has been edited out (or has it).

Monday, January 7, 2013

UHS 16- Abismal = Scarlett Letter

UHS 16- Abismal = Scarlett Letter

2 guests this week! WHAT? Crazy! MICHAEL IS BACK (with a brand new addition or in black?), and we're joined by our guests Tristan Ibbot and Blake Pinto. ENJOY FOLKS!